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Mysteries
9872 Mysteries
-9872.1 Solved
–9872.11 Using brilliant powers of deduction
—9872.111 Everyone so impressed by brilliant powers of deduction, nobody thinks to make sure the solution makes sense
–9872.12 Using the power of lurve
—9872.121 Everyone so impressed by the power of lurve, nobody thinks to make sure the solution makes sense
–9872.18 Solution is obviously wrong in the light of late-emerging data in any case
–9872.19 Conspiracy theories concerning the mystery are much more entertaining than the actual solution
-9872.2 Unsolved
–9872.21 Explanation is obvious, but nobody wishes to admit it, because an unsolved mystery is much more exciting
–9872.25 Of or pertaining to famous libraries or lost books
–9872.28 Of or pertaining to remote islands or the far North
–9872.29 Of or pertaining to caves, the deep sea or volcanos
-9871.3 Concerning serendipity
-9871.4 That are none of your business
–9871.41 This fact occasioning an afternoon-long research binge
-9871.5 Solemn and ancient
-9871.6 Whose resolution would spawn two or more new mysteries
–9871.64 Which must not be solved for fear of the proliferation of new mysteries
-9871.8 In which the nature of the mystery is itself a mystery
