I wouldn't sail this ship if I were you
1. Open the toilet lid, dibble hands in the water, look up and grin
2. Eat the moss the birds peck off the roof
3. Drop things in the cat water bowl, particularly useful things, electronic things, and/or things that make a big splash
4. Open the cleaning supplies cupboard, pull out everything onto the floor, look up and grin
5. Toddle out of the front door and stand in the road
6. Use the cat as a baby walker
7. Closely examine the fragment of cat litter the cat has dropped in the kitchen, before eating it
8. Get up and crawl off in the middle of a nappy change
9. Pull off the exciting flap at the front of library books, look up and grin
10. Throw all food off the side of the highchair, look grumpy because no food is left
11. Bend the covers of board books backwards until the spine pops open
12. Eat cat food
13. Chew the ears of the space hopper, look up and grin while it slowly deflates