I wouldn't sail this ship if I were you
1. Flapjack furniture. You are so fond of buttery, oaty snacks that you are prepared to put up with sticky furniture that keeps on getting eaten in order to have a constant supply close to hand.
2. Flat cap furniture. Made in Yorkshire by real Yorkshire people. Ey up, lass.
3. Fat cat furniture. Lightly stolen from the houses of furtive billionaires.
4. Cat splat furniture. Tubbs from Neko Atsume comes round to your house, and you sit on him.
5. AT-AT furniture. For fans of Star Wars and everyone else who just happens to like their chairs with wobbly legs and laser cannon.
6. Flat furniture. For when you have two-dimensional guests to stay.