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9850 Ends
-9850.1 Spatial ends
–9850.11 This end of that thing
—9850.111 Those that are distant and distinct from the other end
—-9850.1111 The ends of roads, subway lines and long-distance rail tracks
—9850.112 Those that curl round a bit
—9850.1121 The heads of snakes that are eating their own tails
—9850.1122 The ends of sausages
–9850.12 The other end of that thing
—9850.121 Those that are distant and distinct from the other end
—-9850.1211 The other ends of roads, subway lines and long-distance rail tracks
—9850.122 The tails of snakes that are eating their own tails
–9850.13 The ends of things which could be said to only have one end
—9850.131 The ends of lakes
—9850.132 Those things you can put under table legs
–9850.14 The ends of things with multiple endings
—9850.141 Gruesome deaths in choose your own adventure stories
—9850.142 Spider feet
—9850.143 Pom-pom string
–9850.15 Places that are named after some kind of end but may or may not be the end of something
—9850.151 Places that are called ‘Frog end’ but bear no resemblance to either end of a frog
—9850.152 The arse end of nowhere
-9850.2 Temporal ends
–9850.21 Sunsets, temporary farewells and other minor endings
—9850.211 Those which invoke a charming sense of wistfulness
—9850.212 Those whose thoughtless ease belies the chance that someday they will be a bigger ending
–9850.22 The ends of years, courses, projects and suchlike
–9850.23 Those that are not really ends
—9850.231 That bit in the story where everyone gets married and we stop because that’s obviously the peak of their life right
—9850.232 Those that involve things you will totally stop doing today or maybe tomorrow
—9850.233 Those that will be ends if the currently-last instalment does not make enough money, otherwise there will be a sequel along soon
–9850.24 Deaths
–9850.25 Apocalypses
—9850.251 Those involving fire
—9850.252 Those involving ice
—9850.253 Those involving nanobots and baked goods
—9850.254 Those involving mechanically enhanced wildebeest who were only intending to take an ill-thought-through revenge on lionkind
—9850.245 Those which are frankly too embarrassing to talk about but well done human race, you really did it this time
-9850.3 Innuendological ones
–9850.31 Bell ends
-9850.4 Loose ones
