I wouldn't sail this ship if I were you
123 Quests
-1123.1 In search of miscellaneous items
–1123.11 Treasure
—1123.111 Treasure with mystical powers
—1123.112 Treasure with great social significance
—1123.113 Treasure that will just make you rich
–1123.12 Swords or other weapons
—1123.121 Obtained from lakes or rivers
—1123.122 Obtained from stones
—1123.123 Obtained from weapons shop
–1123.13 Food and drink
—1123.131 Fountains of youth, beauty or pertness
—1123.132 Fruits
—1123.1321 Forbidden ones
—1123.1322 Tasty ones
—1123.133 Ice cream, chocolate or cookies
—1123.1331 Those that are perfect
–1123.14 Clothes, shoes or accessories
–1123.15 Keys, remote controls and other miscellaneous items
-1123.2 In search of people or other beings
–1123.21 Gurus, messiahs or prophets
–1123.22 Ordinary people just like you, the reader, who are the subject of mysterious prophecies
-1123.3 In search of knowledge
–1123.31 In search of Meaning
–1123.32 In search of The Ineffable
—1123.321 In which the questers failed to bring a large enough supply of effs
-1123.4 In search of mystical powers
-1123.5 In search of something you had all along
–1123.51 In search of yourself
–1123.52 The real treasure was the friends you made along the way
–1123.53 The real treasure was your navel
—1123.531 When you gaze into it your navel also gazes back
—1123.532 The quest ends when all involved are accidentally sucked into a giant bellybutton
–1123.54 Item was on your head all the time
-1123.6 Quests to get rid of things
–1123.61 In the ancient forge whence it was made
–1123.62 In the appropriate recycling bin
-1123.7 Unsuccessful quests
–1123.71 The real treasure was NOT the friends you made along the way, actually everyone was kind of trying to kill you
–1123.72 Desperate million-to-one hope inexplicably failed to come off
