I wouldn't sail this ship if I were you
1. The platonic ideal of a cup of coffee, stolen from the realm of ideas
and brought to your door by an unusually astute guardian angel
2. Five sparkly elephants who have come to invite you to operate the glitterball at their elephant disco
3. World peace, love and understanding in a box with a bow on it, and you get to open the box and let it all out
4.
That character and that other character from that story where you kind
of hoped they’d kiss and look, they’re totally doing it, no idea why
they thought your doorstep was a good place to do it though, actually
now that you’ve opened the door it’s all a bit awkward but in a good way
5.
For a day the roads are all rivers and the Knight of the Secret Streams
has poled up to your door in a gondola to take whoever would like to
come on a tour of all those buildings you don’t normally see because the
rivers are not there, also she has a lot of chocolate she’d like to get
rid of
6. A compellingly familiar ghost who really needs you to know
where the treasure is, what do you mean you don’t know about the
treasure, look you’ve got a lot of catching up to do, how about we go
for toast and margaritas and discuss this, but make sure you bring your
phone because you’re going to need to do a lot of googling and we have
to have maps
7. All of the best people, who have come to make you breakfast because they like you
