I wouldn't sail this ship if I were you
1. That more travel locations were accessible to the sort of guests who occasionally drop giant icebergs in the heat
2. That white would come into fashion again, specifically so that some of the other continents yes I’m looking at you North America and Europe could be a bit more admiring and stop making comments about being jilted at the altar and/or left on the continental shelf
3. That others would learn to look beyond its icy and frozen exterior and see the awesome fossil jungles beneath
4. That penguins would shit less and snuggle more
5. To not be so bloody cold all of the time
