Listing to Port

I wouldn't sail this ship if I were you
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Alternative chocolates

Avocado and gelatine truffles, caramelised seagull, conceptual art enrobed in light milk, wrigglers in butter, chocolate-suffocated bears, brexit on a stick, office coffee creme, salty silky caramel infused with the desperate longing for some filling other than salty silky caramel, dog hair delight, novelty chocolate support network, lamb ganache, cave-aged bat guano, creamy helium spheres, milk slap, the full 2016.

  1. itsgoodtobeming said: i know what you’re thinking “but what about cave-aged bat guano” at least that has potassium (i think)
  2. itsgoodtobeming said: brexit on a stick is the worst flavor ever it’s even worse than dog hair delight why do they even make it
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