I wouldn't sail this ship if I were you
Fridge rescue, dildo hiders incorporated, the emergency kitten delivery brigade, the nee naw apparition service for the edification and delight of small toddlers, the internet extraction service, the emergency chocolate hamster brigade, the department of politically-expedient exaggeration in order to create emergencies in order to push through policy that people do not have to think about too much, the remote control location services, those providing airlift facilities for people who are standing on one leg because one boot has been sucked off by the mud, preventative services based around the concept of subliminally promoting the idea of having a nice cup of tea and a sit down before one does anything too rash, those erecting sheltered places to take an al fresco pee along distant walking routes, those releasing butterflies that have become caught in nets designed to protect cabbages, those providing last-minute cosmetic services for unexpectedly well-nibbled cabbages.
