Listing to Port

Drizzle, failsnow, bird lubrication, leaky skybath, wetting, precipitation, tinkling it down, shower, calling the clouds to come home to the sea, dragon wee, a visit from the mobile mud factory, doing that wet thing, sogging, cloud vomit, the dawn of the gadget apocalypse, invitations to the snail party, underwhelming, turning on the Scotland Simulator, mandatory washtime, liquid sunshine, enchanting wetsplat, water prison break, monsoon, cloudburst, tree drink, torrents, h-two-go, homeopathic sky noodles, the minnow space programme phase 1, puddle generation, bucketing, regional moistening, locking up the water cycle against the rack of earth, unmuggifying, post-cumulus drip, coming down in stairrods, the sky god’s clammy handshake, drip diving, dedessication, bedragglementification, an impromptu round of roof-drumming, deluge, sky piddle, storm, gravity water, the tears of angels watching over Earth’s reckless onion-chopping, a good sousing, drop pogo, cats and dogs out there, rain.