Listing to Port

I wouldn't sail this ship if I were you

The seven types of Santa belly

1. Legitimate belly
2. Pregnant with quads
3. Wardrobe-smuggler
4. Loosely-tethered laughter-blimp
5. Snake in a doughnut
6. Sherry bladder about to blow
7. That’s no moon

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