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2241 Yorks
-2241.1 York
–2241.11 Ones which have, or have had, a version of you in
—2241.111 Those with a wall
—2241.112 Those with a roof as well
–2241.12 Those containing a museum dedicated to Richard III
—2241.121 A small and rather adorably eccentric one in the city walls
—2241.122 A large one in the city centre
—2241.123 Basically the whole city centre is dedicated to Richard III anyway because zombie Richard III answered the summons of a rogue coven in 1980, bursting forth from his car park in Leicester to sweet-talk the locals into establishing a zombie empire across the Midlands, Northumbria and Yorkshire; ‘Northern Powerhouse’ having a very different meaning in this world
–2241.13 Yorks that are still full of vikings
—2241.131 Those at the start of the Great Longboat Canal
—2241.132 Those that are fun to visit for National Pillage Day, but leave your valuables at home
–2241.14 Those containing York Minster
—2241.141 York Minster making funny noises
—2241.142 York Minster being raiseable by magic
-2241.2 New York
–2241.21 Those New Yorks in which Manhattan is actually a giant whale but nobody has figured it out yet but it’s going to be pretty annoyed when it wakes up
–2241.22 New Yorks that have been destroyed in literature, film, poetry or idle musing
–2241.23 Those in which there exists a button that will decant a vast helium reservoir into the hidden airbags of the skyscrapers, allowing them to detach from the ground and gently float about
—2241.231 Those in which one may find gainful employment as a person who leans out of the window and nudges the other skyscrapers out of the way with a long pole, so that they do not bang into each other
—2241.232 Those in which all the skyscrapers have floated off on holiday, leaving some odd bald patches and a jealous subway
–2241.24 Those containing a Statue of Liberty
—2241.241 Those additionally having Statues of Fraternity and Equality
—2241.242 Those in which the Statue of Liberty is a bear and nobody knows why but the whole city is super into bears and there are bear skyscrapers and you can go the the Brooklyn Bear Park and stuff
—2241.243 Statue of Liberty occasionally comes to life and eats people
–2241.25 New Yorks in which is is possible to get a decent cup of tea
-2241.3 New New York
–2241.31 So good they named it twice but so forgetful they missed the first 'York’ out
–2241.32 That New New York on Mars with the excellent sunsets
-2241.4 New New New York
–2241.41 That city that got built on Mars after New New York was eaten by New New Godzilla as a second course after New New New Tokyo
-2241.5 Even newer Yorks
-2241.6 Yorks so New they have overflowed into Oldness