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Insects

The bibbler, the nobbler, the snorkel worm, stings-through-clothes, decipedes, the dog-eating botherer, the swarm of eeeeeeees, the lob-legged scuttling insectface, the glittery pink fritillary, the buzzer in the night, the glory bee, Beelzebub the Unswattable Menace, the earworm, the rubber arachnid, the cheese scorpion, the clacker in the broomstick crack, those whose lifecycles you wish you didn’t know about, the bug, the mite, the mite not, the dildo fly, the macho sting bug, the flitting colours of the world’s fat middle, the weevil of perpetual discontent, the things under the stones, the leg-nibblers, the joyful little friends to all humanity, Throckmorton’s tongue snail, the oh god what is that, the seventeenth ant in line, the very good tick, the bungee spider, the bug-eyed flapper, the leg-haver, those insects that you will miss when you are gone, those who get in and cannot get out again, the moth of the drum, the clockwork bee, the peafeaster, the smaller flea ad infinitum.

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