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5918 Dogs
-5918.1 Those that are woolly
–5918.11 Dogs indistinguishable from rugs
—5918.111 Dogs that rather like being snuggled on in any case
—5918.112 Those that do not like being snuggled on but are too lazy to object
–5918.12 Dogs who are adapted for a Winter more serious than your puny Earth Winters
—5918.12 Those dogs in summer
–5918.13 Dogs who plod around raining hair, like a mini canine hairstorm
–5918.14 Dogs that are more like the light frizzy clouds of summer
-5918.2 Those that are wet
–5918.21 Wet dogs who are full of love and hugs and just need to bounce on you to let all that joy out
–5918.22 Those dogs that can shake wet sand across a room to create an interesting pebbledash effect on the walls
–5918.23 Those that are both woolly and wet, and can thus be used as wet dog scent diffusers around a whole neighborhood
-5918.3 Friendly dogs
–5918.31 Dogs who really need to tell you that little Timmy is trapped down a well
—5918.311 The well is actually that ham that’s in the fridge, we need to check right to the bottom to make sure little Timmy is not trapped inside that ham, can’t you hear his agonized cries?
—5918.312 No really it’s hell on earth to be trapped in ham, don’t you understand? We have to help
–5918.32 Those that are friendly if you have biscuits, and are otherwise standoffish
–5918.33 Dogs that are too friendly
—5918.331 Those that are humping your leg right now
—5918.332 Those who have the power to unerringly select the person in the room who does not like dogs, and the inclination to hump the leg of that person
-5918.4 Those that are hungry
–5918.41 Dogs that have in fact not eaten for weeks and are completely starving, look at their huge eyes, pay no attention to that odd memory that you may have fed them an hour ago
–5918.42 Dogs who will eat lemons, balloons, anonymous turds, plastic toys and suchlike
—5918.421 Those same dogs after a trip to the vet
-5918.5 Those who are in space
–5918.51 Mournful soviet space dog ghosts, gazing down at the Earth from perpetual orbit and howling at the moon
–5918.52 Dogs who have disguised themselves as humans and undertaken astronaut training in an attempt to go up there and rescue their comrades’ lost ghosts
-5918.6 Those that have dog noses in their dog faces
–5918.61 Those that furthermore are just dogging around broadcasting ‘DOOOOOOOOOG’ at high volume on dog frequency brain radio
-5918.7 Dogs of unexpected size or velocity
–5918.71 Dogs in handbags
–5918.72 Those dogs who believe that they should be living on the beach, and are prepared to sprint in the general direction of the beach to prove it
–5918.73 Dogs who believe that they are still the size of a puppy, and totally still fit into that basket, chair, box or lap