Listing to Port

Cats in the dark, serenity, dodo eggs, a good heart, the truth, the sort of little tiny vital screws without which bits of your gizmo will forever be popping off, the right muse, the spoons, that toy that you saw five minutes ago, anything that you cannot phone, treasure, successful chameleons, a suitable stick to put the moon on that is long enough and not so pointy that it will leave an unsightly hole for future generations to mythologise, anything that is actually where you left it last, the motivation, things that have popped out of existence for a quick break but will totally be back shortly, masters of disguise, things the dog ate, absolute silence, ghosts, things that are behind or under other hard-to-find objects, your way, the world’s smallest violin, elephants that are in the fridge or a tree or your living room, lost worlds, time.

Thingies, chachachoogoos, bobbits, thingumwatsits, westworps, crappium dioxide, doodahs, nappitywitchas, blackbird babs, naraloos, blop, stuff bits, big dust, detritus, lost elephants, snorgums, watchumbangas, gadingas, bin fugitives, bumbarras, sivdongs, house bibblers, manifestations, megaquarks, thicketywatchas, gorp ongs, crumbly possessionum, mixed media hail, skakoogahs, level zero items, plorp, itomium, norgits, ultragrorp, aggregations of the absurd, refined stuffium, rattlers, glorbals, rampaging thing colonies, blurpblurp, smingonka, stuff.