I wouldn't sail this ship if I were you
Down the back of the sofa, in the attic, behind the radiator, in your
other trousers, should we get the cat x-rayed, it’s stuck to the
ceiling, under the sofa, was it real to start with or just a concept,
did you eat it, did I eat it, left it at the shops, it’s inside the big
bag of other bags, disintegrated into dust, in the undergrowth, in the
toilet, under your hat, it’s where you left it, you’ll find out when the
postcard arrives, let’s retrace our route, in the fruit bowl, where the
ransom note says it is, try your coat pocket, behind the bookcase, in
your suitcase, in the baby, stolen, sold it, you’re holding it, in the
freezer, behind the cheese, have you seen youtube it’s now in Greece,
look in the first place you looked again, have you tried phoning it,
it’s behind your ear.