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Names for dinosaurs

Bigsaurus, Stompy McRoarface, Looks-like-a-chicken-saurus, Plasticeratops, Really-humongously-big-saurus, We-only-found-one-bone-so-we-have-no-idea-what-it-looks-like-saurus, Lives-up-a-volcano-saurus, Tiny Hands Johnson, Toe nibbler, Flappy, Amusing-misconstruction-saurus, Bigger-than-the-last-big-saurus, Nanoseptemceratops, Don’t-know-saurus, Colossomegadentimimus, Monopodosaurus, Small-spiky-bastard-underfoot-toy-saurus, Embarrassingly-got-fossilised-whilst-taking-a-shit-saurus, Big teeth face, That one with the tail that goes half way across the museum, Dinkyraptor, Bum-brains, Deinodermodactyl, Fossil Fred, Squelch.

Names for racing snails

Splorge McWhizz, the Great Shelltastic, Slimageddon, Woo Ripperton, the Spiral Tempest, Brun Brum Snailatum, Hidden Legs, Crawly McCrawlface, the Knight of the Single Foot, Tarquin Arquebus the Third, Snizzer, Scourge of the Marigolds, Slimes-at-night, Starry-trail, Slow-but-steady, Squirmatron, Salt-in-my-wake, Freda, Go-bob, Shilly-shelly, Snaaaaaaaail.

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