I wouldn't sail this ship if I were you
Good times, bad times, mediocre but not terrible coursework, footballers, small kidney stones, creatures that are not balrogs, ships in the night, rainstorms, people whose appearance corresponds to societal expectations about how people like them should look, vehicles that are moving faster than other vehicles, the port on tables of people who are accustomed to referring to things in the passive voice whilst drinking port, players of card games with bad hands who are not inclined to bluff, property and titles following a death, laws, wind, passports when presented at a suitable border, gaps between mountains, urine, this.