I wouldn't sail this ship if I were you
1. Those that have been whispered into for so long that they retain tiny echoes.
2. Flat pillows that bear the scars of some number of pillow fights, perhaps thirty-five, you can tell these things by the distribution of the stuffing.
3. Pillows made from actual clouds, to be put in gaudily unsleepable-in guest bedrooms.
4. Pillows that have floral pillowcases bearing secret and passive-aggressive messages in the language of flowers.
5. Magic-realist pillows that occasionally emit a small kangaroo.
6. Things that look like pillows but are actually small sleeping animals, sheep with their heads retracted or sacks of otters.
7. Grumpy, lumpy pillows that can’t even.
8. Those made from moss, cardboard boxes or backpacks.
9. Magic pillows stuffed with the hairballs of mythic beasts that curse the sleeper with true dreams and slightly damp hair.