I wouldn't sail this ship if I were you
400g butter, 1 pinch salt, 2 mangoes (peeled), that fish your mother warned you about, 300g flour, 10 cl viking piss, 1 tbsp baboon shavings, the lichen that grows at the end of the world, an unfamiliar horse, 70 candied violets, gold leaf to taste, 2 tbsp Antarctic snorting water, a bay leaf, a pumpkin that is shaped a little bit like a bottom, 4 cups gin, the winner of the 100m sausages, an egg, a spoon, 80g of that bubbling blue potion from that TV show where someone is totes doing Science, 5g ground parthenon, the moon, 20 cl eau de toilet brush, 400g of those bits of the frog that the witches always put in the bin, balls, eye of aye-aye, Macbeth’s hat, ½ pinch fairy dust, lighly roasted rat rectums (< 0.1%).