I wouldn't sail this ship if I were you
1. On the seats round the back of the chapel which are inexplicably piled high with lost gloves
2. In the cupboard at the back of that shop that sells the thing, you know that thing, you can’t imagine why anyone would want it but maybe you need to be rich to understand
3. In your own private jet that has a four-poster bed in it
4. Sitting bolt upright but sleeping via some form of spooky projection within the dreams of the cabin crew as they snatch some rest in the local hotels
5. In the tunnel that the mole people are digging under the runway in preparation for the great earthy uprising of 2017
6. In a cave hollowed out in the vast lost suitcase mountain left over from the last time people were sleeping in this airport
7. In a silent cargo box lined with otter fur, somewhere out in the hold of a half-forgotten aircraft whose owner has long-since gone bankrupt, out in the furthest hangar
8. Under the warm tongue of the giant monster that is the reason that everyone is trapped here
9. Stretched out between the access road and the first runway, in the case that you are a giant monster and do not mind squashing a fence or two