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4975 Mustelids
-4975.1 Weasels
–4975.11 Those that are weaselly recognised
—4975.111 Those who are followed around by a slavering pack of paparazzi at all times, never even having a second to themselves to enjoy a quiet mouse and a cup of tea
—4975.112 Those that can tie themselves in a perfect weasel knot
—4975.113 That one that was riding on a bird
–4975.12 Those that are masters of disguise
–4975.13 Those that are powered by diesel
—4975.131 Those that are powered by Vin Diesel, pedalling away on a weasel-size exercise bike with his fingers every morning to charge the weasel’s batteries
–4975.14 Those that are made out of words and dissolve into a small pile of graffiti when startled
-4975.2 Stoats
–4975.21 Those that are stoatally different
—4975.211 Those gentle, shy stoats who secretly long for the name recognition of weasels, even going so far as to hide out in the undergrowth and paint their tails
-4975.3 Badgers
–4975.21 Those who have a fine collection of badges
–4975.22 Those that badger
–4975.221 Those that badger you to buy a badge with a badger on it
–4975.222 Those who merely wish that you subscribe to their newsletter
-4975.4 Ferrets, mink and suchlike
–4975.41 Those who live in trousers
–4975.42 Those who have strong opinions about coats
–4975.43 Those who have a rather dapper waistcoat and have been making enquiries about getting a tiny monocle ground
-4975.5 Wolverines
–4975.51 Those who spend their lives explaining that they’re not that wolverine, thank you very much, actually the species as a whole is quite peaceful
-4975.6 Unusual or mysterious mustelids
–4975.61 Mustelids that have lids
—4975.611 Those that have eyelids
—4975.612 Those that have screw tops
—-4975.612 Those that are in fact bottles of ketchup that have got a bit hairy somehow
-4975.7 Otters
–4975.71 Those who ott
–4975.72 Those who do not