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1145 Tools
-1145.1 Those for making holes in things
–1145.11 Pointy sticks
–1145.12 Drills
—1145.121 Those capable of drilling through rock and metal and stuff
—1145.122 Those capable of drilling through wood
—1145.123 Those capable of drilling through butter and cheese
–1145.13 Scissors
—1145.131 The safety scissors that you used to cut a perfect monkey out of some paper and also your shirt, age 9
—1145.132 Scissors for running with
—1145.133 The multi-bladed herb-cutting scissors of your nightmares, marching on their ten points to the relentless beat of dreams
–1145.14 Fingers
-1145.2 Those for joining things together
–1145.21 Glue
–1145.22 Tape
—1145.221 Duct tape
—1145.222 Lesser forms of tape
–1145.23 Accidental use of paint
–1145.24 Little connecty widget things
–1145.25 Love and hugs
-1145.3 Those for breaking stuff
–1145.31 Big fucking hammers
–1145.32 Saws and stuff
-1145.4 Those for stopping things squeaking
–1145.41 WD-40
–1145.42 Gags
–1145.43 Helium-removal tools
-1145.5 Those for turning things around
–1145.51 Wrenches
–1145.52 Screwdrivers
-1145.6 Those for doing something else but you are not quite sure what
–1145.61 Those plastic things that are in that box in the garage whose proper and essential use will only come to light after you have thrown them away
–1145.611 Those that in addition appear to be irreplaceable